Porn v. reality: with food!


#1

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#2

Feeling Hungry?

Not after you dipped that banana in to that nutella jar. Thank you.


#3

Just look at it.


#4

Wait a minnit . . . 35% of women are bald down there? That's kind of a lot, isn't it?


#5

The way some of the dude-bro's carry on you'd think it was mandatory these days.


#6

I wonder how much of that is a learned preference from watching mountains of porn. Talking to some guys, they act like the girl is sasquatch if she has a single strand of hair below the ears.


#7

This really reminded me of this TED talk

and

http://makelovenotporn.com/


#8

It honestly sounds like she likes them young and dumb.


#9

This has got to be wrong. My experience has been that female ejaculation is a lot more common. Although, since I've never seen it happen from PIV sex, that low rate might just represent the fact that most guys think PIV is the main event, and don't really know how to get their partner off.


#10

Waiting for the first NSFW whiner...


#11

Just what is PIV sex? Pardon my ignorance.


#12

Penis in Vagina.

As a man, my preference is for a bald vagina and my first wife always squirted PIV, sometimes 3 times before I was done.


#13

Penis in vagina is my first guess.


#14

How was your experience as a woman?


#15

The 30% swallow rate is low by about 65%, IME. Who was the population these surveys were conducted on? It’s got to vary amongst cultures.


#16

The vagina is an internal organ and shouldn't have hair anyway.


#17

There's a word for that; incontinent.


#19

The average man lasts for 3 minutes? C'mon guys, get that stamina up.


#20

Thank god I was able to see this before David Cameron's strap-on pornography/breast cancer/eating disorder/terrorist/SuicidalCallForHelp censor filter comes online, although I'm still anxious about whether Nigella's gastro-porn will survive the censor. (I wish there was a forum where I could discuss this with other anxious people frowning

I have too much sarcasm and heart burn inside me. Sorry.


#21

Porn v. Reality: with movies!