Possible detection of Sarin reported at Facebook facility in Menlo Park, 'no employees exposed,' may be false positive

It would be interesting to know how Facebook corporate security breaks down between “things we have excellent reason to suspect we need” and “the VP of Security likes feeling tacticool and knows how to get the people with the purse strings excited about it as well”.

As noted, I suspect that Facebook is a higher profile target than some; but it also wouldn’t be a huge surprise if they have some people with a toy budget who are bored stiff of a steady diet of escorting the terminated to the exit and hassling homeless and undesireables that approach campus.

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Came here for the Facebook = toxic. Left satisfied. :+1:

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Well we’re living in a world where a bunch of jackasses key stone kopped their way to a sarin stockpile at least once before. And we’ve seen bombs sent to media operations recently (though they don’t seem to have been capable of/intended to explode). And people have lashed out at companies, or those associated with technology before.

Especially with Trump’s nut bar take on Facebook and other social media companies out there constantly, and his tendency to egg people on toward violence. I’d say it’d be pretty stupid not to keep an eye out for shit like this. For all the talc filled letters. People have actually mailed Anthrax. Its not like this is the sort of thing that never happens. Especially these days.

Far as I’m aware nerve agents are on the table for this kind of screening thanks to Aum. I’ve been swabbed for nerve agents in the NYC subway (also explosives!).

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I work in the mail room of a large fortune 100 company’s corporate HQ.

Sometimes it’s nice to not think about this stuff. Generally I just handle packages and leave the USPS mail to other people.

Also, mailbags aren’t a thing anymore. We use buckets and boats

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So, in conclusion:

Facebook implemented an automated system to detect toxic post, and it didn’t work.

Why am I not surprised.

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Perhaps it was another organo-phosphate? A parcel of fertilizer? You wouldn’t think they would need it given the amount of horse-shit they already produce.

Dragon dung?


 

Seems like it worked to me. It performed a presumptive ID (which casts a wide net) which allowed for evacuation, and confirmation testing showed it was a false alarm.

Now back to work folks, that hate-speech won’t post itself!

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