Pouring orange juice from a carton: You're Doing it Wrong (GIF)

This looks like it was ripped from an infomercial before and after.

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Where can I buy that device that rotates the carton? I havenā€™t bought a kitchen gadget in a while and Iā€™m jonesing.

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Oh if you want to to go accessory crazy get into bbq pit smoking. The choice of woods alone could keep you busy for years.

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That digital spit
Next level visual shit
I got that (glug glug glug)
How the beat bang (glug glug glug)

[Fergie]
I like that glug glug glug
Them chicken jackinā€™ my style
They try to copy my swagger
Iā€™m on that next shit now
Iā€™m so three thousand and eight
You so two thousand and late
I got that glug glug glug
That future glug glug glug
Let me get it now

The source is CrazyRussianHacker on YouTube and heā€™s got plenty of idiotic ā€œsolutionsā€ for problems that donā€™t exist. For example:

Youā€™ve been Using Ketchup Cups Wrong: http://youtu.be/PgZtZ9qs3yY

:rollseyes:

I donā€™t know. Maybe he has some interesting videos. I havenā€™t bothered exploring them all.

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Get a cat ā€“ it makes that gluk gluk gluk sound excitingā€¦
ā€¦Where are you:? not on the carpet/bed/etc; not on the carpet/bed/etc; damnā€¦

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According to the interwebs I am just doing everything wrong.

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Also, how is the carton stored? Because I enjoy the convenience of grabbing the top flaps to take the carton out. How do you conveneniently take out a flattened carton?

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Donā€™t drink your carbs.

But how will I know when I have poured the right amount of juice in the morning, when I am still bleary-eyed and half-asleep? I must have exactly 10 glugs of juice with my toast, not 9, not 11.

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But then you donā€™t get to feel superior.

If it went from the jug into my mouth, I did it right.

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