Iâm almost afraid to ask who the father is.
Or, you know, bat your baby round with their tails then eat itâŚ
A couple months from now weâll have an answer to the never before asked
âWhat do dolphins and dingoes have in common?â
I donât know exactly how smart dolphins are, but I now know of at least two people theyâre smarter than.
Who knows, maybe some of those beached cetaceans are expectant mothers looking to have a âland birth.â
Dolphins are vicious perverts. It is known.
arenât dolphins carnivores? And isnât this incredibly dangerous?
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Itâs dangerous, but I wouldnât say âincrediblyâ because people are always doing stupid, dangerous things. Cf. Grizzly Man, the latest wars, etc. etc. etc.
Shit. Now I wish I would have thought of giving birth in a cave surrounded by bats as they bestowed their magickal BAT powers to my child. Nana nana nana nana naâŚ
My kids were born in a hospital, so I guess that means they should have doctor powers.
Exactly my thoughtsâŚ
âWhat nice humans. That odd fish was delicious!â
Just pray there are no complications. I hear dolphins donât know squat about preeclampsia.
No villain will withstand their secret sphygmomanometer attack.
Water-birthing and cetacean wisdom are a centuries-old tradition among the ruling elite. Thereâs a reason why heirs to the French throne received the title âDauphinâ.
Below, a video posted several years ago of a different woman delivering a child underwater in the presence of a dolphin.
Is this the same one previously on BoingBoing established to be from a French documentary film ?
Also previously:
âŚBut, as with all things, it doesnât matter whether itâs a good idea or even if she goes through with it at this point. Publicity has been Attained, a purpose has been served.
Rosin and partner Maika Suneagle believe that their baby will speak dolphin.
Paging Werner Herzog, a human is being hubristic in the face of natureâs indifferent and awesome power.
