Pregnant woman to have dolphin as midwife

What if the Mom just grabs that thing and bites it in half (like a wolf!)?

That’s classified as “natural”.

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Which reminds me, in this whole dolphin waterbirth fantasy, who gets to eat the placenta? Does it bob away until some passing sunfish thinks it’s a jellyfish?

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Uterus tattoo is a surprisingly fruitful image search…

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