More likely he uses a rolled-up copy of Forbes with his own picture on the cover.
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Lest we forget: back in 2008 Trump was interviewed for the Colbert Report for a story about how he was fighting to keep a gigantic, zoning-restriction-breaking American flag on one of his golf courses and admitted during the interview that he had no idea what the thirteen stripes represented.
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That’s why he never remembers what it looks like (or what it’s name is). As far as he is concerned it’s a woman (with all that that entails in his mind).
Also… is that his belly bouncing in the bottom of the frame?
Yetch, I’m not sure if I’ll sleep tonight.
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It’s the Red, White, and Blue. Thirteen red and white stripes alternating, one for each of the original thirteen colonies, starting with red. Fifty white stars on a blue field, one per state, alternating rows of six and five ending with a row of six.
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Even then, the markers were still too big for his hands, and the challenge too big for his brain, they should have started him at a grade level he could handle.
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Were you trying to copy off your reflection?
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Zaphod did sign the order for the destruction of Earth, though.
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At this point who could blame him?
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“columns”
“five and four”
Came to this thread for the My Pet Goat reference. Leaving the thread satisfied. Thanks @Brainspore
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I was an art student, so, um, yeah.
Obsessively.
Wasn’t that what was expected of me?
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Another angle. Incredible. An alien or a head trauma victim or a time traveler from the pre-revolutionary era could have colored that illustration in correctly just by looking around the room for a few seconds.
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I yet quail at potatoe.
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I was waiting for that reference too.
Attention elected officials: stay out of our children’s classrooms.
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Oh, for the days when a single boneheaded spelling error could ruin a man’s political future forever.
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Sigh.
[this space for character count]
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The idiot was copying the only thing in the room that wasn’t a flag, the books on the shelf beside him… 
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He misspelled potato, now we have one for president. smdh.
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That’s an insult to potatoes; as they are actually useful.
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