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Well, I guess he got popped. Once you start, you can’t stop? Are we looking at a repeat offender?
checks out!
If this isn’t some viral underground marketing attempt, it should be.
He was addicted to Pringles?
He clearly admitted as much. Maybe the judge had a sense of humor?
Yeah, throw 'im in the potato crisps tank. The Houstonites’ll set him right.
(For potatoes sliced and cheesed up and meated up but reassembled and baked like that? It’s a Baked Houston Potato, right? Hasselback Potato! Ah.)
Like, 17 tubes at a time would do it for me, I think. 40 harder dudes (yeah, and cart enough drinks to the till also.) Might make a good limoncello intervention moment in grocery promotions.
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