Pringles chip thief has perfect rationale for his crime

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Well, I guess he got popped. Once you start, you can’t stop? Are we looking at a repeat offender? blink

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checks out!

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If this isn’t some viral underground marketing attempt, it should be.

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He was addicted to Pringles?

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He clearly admitted as much. Maybe the judge had a sense of humor?

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Yeah, throw 'im in the potato crisps tank. The Houstonites’ll set him right.
(For potatoes sliced and cheesed up and meated up but reassembled and baked like that? It’s a Baked Houston Potato, right? Hasselback Potato! Ah.)

Like, 17 tubes at a time would do it for me, I think. 40 harder dudes (yeah, and cart enough drinks to the till also.) Might make a good limoncello intervention moment in grocery promotions.

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