FTFY. I mean, what politician would introduce a bill just to please a constituent - one with no hope of passing. Oh, right, any of them.
Can't fit that many pigeons in so few holes, srry. I'm in Massachusetts. Our (Rs) are (D)s to the likes of you (if you pigeonhole, you get pigeonholed)
also, thanks again for not stomping the fun out of every single humorous aside.