We like our humour dry, like a biscuit.
Trump and tea. Please, please donât tempt Trump to go there.
Alternatively, just go ahead and microwave the chlorinated water and long-life milk to 87c and dump a #$%^ing Aldi teabag in it before taking it out and quietly disposing of your will to live.
You monster.
sigh. I may need a sit-down and a cup of tea.
Lizzie trolled him hard by her gift: a book and a set of pens. No sign needed.
Please, UK, do not leave us for the sake of European humor.
OK so Agent Orange is putting the NHS (UK National Health Service) on the table for a trade negotiation with the USA, and wants the UK to âsue Europeâ (our neighbours).
Clearly thereâs been a lot of chat with Boris Johnson, that obnoxious, noxious, toxic arsehole, and theyâve figured they can turn the UK into a model of the US economy.
What we admire: The Americans get stuff done. What we never, ever want: losing the NHS.
Worse still, he dressed like a circus chimpanzee for dinner with the queen. He prattled about freeing millions from tyranny, even as he changes the USA to pour millions into economic tyranny.
Iâm just reading Radicalized by @doctorow, and I may have bias as a BBer, but fuck me sideways, heâs right - Trump and his cohort of ugly, wheedling, stealing, thieving, mendacious, perverted, abusive, [âŚ], ignorant consorts, relatives, political counsellors and GOP members, why theyâd all fucking love that situation. The Mugabe syndrome - I can be king of a pile of shit.
Watching Anthony Joshua get plastered by Ruiz the other day, I canât help but draw the comparison. AJ, much as I love him, came out looking like an instagram boxer - all pretty and amazing - but when this funny looking Ruiz chap hunts him down with the heart of lion, fighting with everything he has and for everyone he loves, well that looks a lot like the version of democracy we have right now, and we need to fight that off with everything we have, and for everything we love.
Please remove Donald Trump from our country now. Heâs like a dripping mess.
Considering tRumpâs known food preferences, I think heâs neither a coffee or tea man.
I think he much prefers capri sun. Or maybe kool aid bursts
Capri Sun. He canât open the Kool-Aid containers.
Actual LOL occurred over here!
Nah, all thatâs just the usual US State Department wishlist. Theyâve been circling that particular juicy morsel for decades.
Donât give BoJo even that degree of âcreditâ.
oooh actually Evening Standard reports a 20 minute chat
declined a face-to-face meeting due to a prior commitment
Feasting on the political corpse of Theresa May?
The one thing standing between Boris Johnson and the Prime Ministerâs seat is that Boris Johnson is a stupid, incompetent, raging asshole. Iâm pretty sure Johnson knows that, and probably calculated that appearing with Trump would unnecessarily highlight that weakness.
He didnât even manage to shake her hand. He gripped two of her extended fingers in a weird fist.
We all know why.
Heâs a Mason?
Doubt it, dude canât even build a wallâŚ