Proud Boy out on bond after Capitol riots arrested for crashing boat while drunk

[Carla_Sinclair]

Originally published at: Proud Boy out on bond after Capitol riots arrested for crashing boat while drunk | Boing Boing

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[gracchus]

Rae’s boating blunder could also have ramifications on his pending federal case and release status. Under the terms of federal supervised release laid out by a judge, Rae is prohibited from violating federal, state, or local law.

Nah, he’s a white right-wing male. He needs to be free of consequences to help in this country’s effort to repeat the history of fascist takeovers in a few years.

[lumbercartel]

The news report doesn’t say anything about the condition of the “small island.” That concerns me more than his or the boat’s.

[FloridaManJefe]

down here in Monroe County, the fines for damaging mangroves and/or seagrass beds can be more costly than the BUI.

[Papasan]

He had his whole life ahead of him. /s

[llamaspit]

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[lumbercartel]

@Papasan

He had his whole life ahead of him.

And it was an island. Now he’s Donne.

[generic_name]

Well, I suppose if you’re gonna crash a boat, “drunkenly” is the best way to go about it.

[GagHalfrunt]

@Carla_Sinclair

Florida Proud Boy

Plorida Man.

[vernonbird]

@Carla_Sinclair

The report says that around 10 p.m, multiple witnesses around the intercoastal waterway in Redington Shores, observed a boat traveling northbound at a “high speed.” The boat crashed onto a small island, and was discovered by deputies “approximately 75 feet from the water line.”

How interesting. That link goes to the sheriff’s office report and it doxxes the Fine Gentleman.
Well, it gives his address, anyway, so…
But how the fuck do you hit an island? He lives only a couple of miles away, so it is presumed he is familiar with the area.
To the surprise of no one:
Rae was released from jail on his own recognizance shortly after 9:00 a.m.
[from the cop report]

@Carla_Sinclair

Under the terms of federal supervised release laid out by a judge, Rae is prohibited from violating federal, state, or local law.

With any luck, he will be living in new accomodations, soon.

[MikeR]

@vernonbird

But how the fuck do you hit an island ?

I expect it just jumped out at him when he was innocently chugging around in his boat.

[vernonbird]

@MikeR

I expect it just jumped out at him when he was innocently chugging around in his boat.

Yeah, I forgot about that. River channels change, too. Maybe the river itself was writhing around at the time & disoriented the poor, innocent lad.
More likely:

[gracchus]

@vernonbird

But how the fuck do you hit an island ?

Being that he’s a white supremacist, the corporate media will blame it on “economic anxiety”.

[lumbercartel]

@vernonbird

But how the fuck do you hit an island ?

Seeing as how he penetrated more than 20 meters into it, part of the answer is “very, very fast.”

[Jesse13927]

Fine people, indeed.

[RickMycroft]

@vernonbird

Rae was released from jail on his own recognizance shortly after 9:00 a.m.
[from the cop report]

Released from the drunk tank, yes?

[blondie]

@vernonbird

But how the fuck do you hit an island ?

It’s remarkably easy.

[Doctor_Faustus]

@lumbercartel

more than 20 meters

Thanks for the translation. I hadn’t quite visualised quite how far they must have slid over the ground

[chenille]

@vernonbird

But how the fuck do you hit an island ?

Divine punishment?

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[MerelyGifted]

Deploriduh man.