Originally published at: Proud Boy out on bond after Capitol riots arrested for crashing boat while drunk | Boing Boing
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Rae’s boating blunder could also have ramifications on his pending federal case and release status. Under the terms of federal supervised release laid out by a judge, Rae is prohibited from violating federal, state, or local law.
Nah, he’s a white right-wing male. He needs to be free of consequences to help in this country’s effort to repeat the history of fascist takeovers in a few years.
The news report doesn’t say anything about the condition of the “small island.” That concerns me more than his or the boat’s.
down here in Monroe County, the fines for damaging mangroves and/or seagrass beds can be more costly than the BUI.
He had his whole life ahead of him. /s
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And it was an island. Now he’s Donne.
Well, I suppose if you’re gonna crash a boat, “drunkenly” is the best way to go about it.
Plorida Man.
How interesting. That link goes to the sheriff’s office report and it doxxes the Fine Gentleman.
Well, it gives his address, anyway, so…
But how the fuck do you hit an island? He lives only a couple of miles away, so it is presumed he is familiar with the area.
To the surprise of no one:
Rae was released from jail on his own recognizance shortly after 9:00 a.m.
[from the cop report]
With any luck, he will be living in new accomodations, soon.
I expect it just jumped out at him when he was innocently chugging around in his boat.
Yeah, I forgot about that. River channels change, too. Maybe the river itself was writhing around at the time & disoriented the poor, innocent lad.
More likely:
Being that he’s a white supremacist, the corporate media will blame it on “economic anxiety”.
Seeing as how he penetrated more than 20 meters into it, part of the answer is “very, very fast.”
Fine people, indeed.
Released from the drunk tank, yes?
It’s remarkably easy.
Thanks for the translation. I hadn’t quite visualised quite how far they must have slid over the ground
Deploriduh man.