Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/24/puppos-struttin-to-the-bee-g.html
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Thank you for this excellent unicorn chaser this Sunday morning.
Yep. I needed that, too. A ‘wonderful thing’.
Malamute puppies are some of the most adorable, ludicrously fluffy things to exist. this is getting saved for when I need a pick-me-up during work weeks.
KEEP LEFT, so that others may pass. /s
Thought process: “Oh, how cute. That strut really matches up with the music. They’re walking against a moving platform, going nowhere, achieving nothing… and that really is the essence of literally ‘staying alive’ - fighting against the inevitability of death, a constant, exhausting struggle just to maintain one’s place and continue existing…”
/is filled with existential dread
That made me smile.
The device on which they are walking is something I have long thought of as a “slidewalk“. The term had to have come from some science fiction story that I read decades ago and now can’t recall which. And that means I’ll need to start searching and reading old books.
to say nothing of trying to understand the New York Times effect on man.
Google NGrams first finds ‘slidewalk’ in ‘Sanity’ by Fritz Leiber in 1947, but they show up in Heinlein a lot.
I’m going to be a jerk here but one based on reality: you NEVER want to put dogs on anything like a slidewalk or an escalator – you always want to carry them. Google “escalator degloving canine” – the results themselves shouldn’t show anything NSFL but they’ll give you a good sense of what can happen.
I want to smorsh them so hard that what I would probably have to do is get some of those ratchet straps from the hardware store and smorsh them all in a big wad until they burst like ketchup packets
Nope! No, thank you.
The first real-world example appears to have been in Chicago in 1893.
The term slidewalk appears to have been coined by H.G. Wells a few years later in 1899.
While I knew they went by many terms, I always called them slidewalks. It’s an objectively better word. A treadmill is something else IMHO…
A treadmill is just a slidewalk being done wrong.
In slow motion, this would be every “forward-facing team-walk” shown in action-movies.
These puppers have the raw animal magnetism of a young John Travolta
Somebody remake The Right Stuff with these fluffy doggos immediately!!
These days I’m more concerned about the Trump effect on the New York Times.
/is filled with existential dread