Purple Mattress sues reviewer for making "false and misleading statements"


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/08/purple-mattress-sues-reviewer.html


#2

Purple Mattress

I stopped right there.

P.S. Sounds kinda kinky too.


#3

Why didn’t they just…ahem…go to the mattresses.


#4

Oh crap! Somebody said mattress in front of Mr. Lambert.


#5

Purple Mattress sounds like something Prince would sleep on.

So yeah.


#6

Hello, gubmint? Could we get some legal protections for online reviewers ASAfreakingP, please and thank you.


#7

I’m sure they’ll be fine.
Why, just look at this picture of their new celebrity endorser enjoying one of their fine mattresses!


#8

It points to several statements posted at Honest Mattress Reviews which infer the powder used by Purple might be dangerous or unhealthy.

Imply.


#9

Impugn…


#10

impressive…


#11

#12

GET IN THE BOX AND START SINGING!

(For some reason it won’t post this. Asks, “Body is unclear. Is this a complete sentence?” And, despite asking me that doesn’t accept my answer that, yes, it is.)


#13

Maybe someone had already taken the mattress for a test drive, and they used some baking soda to freshen it up?


#14

Indubitably…


#15

Please tell me you weren’t thinking of blue waffle…


#16

I wonder what that fancy memory plastic is out-gassing as well. I think we should do some tests.


#17

I love that they describe they powder as coming from “food-contact-grade material”. I can grind a plastic fork up into dust but I sure as hell am not going to inhale it.


#18

Eww Yuck…thanks for that thought…I wonder what’s pooled up in all those little waffles?

And since no one else has bothered…Christ what assholes! OK kids time for my nap.


#19

Try singing at the top of your lungs:

PURPLE MATTRESS PUR-UR-PLE MATTRESS

I ONLY WANNA SEE YOU ON THE PURPLE MATTRESS


#20

Well, they’ve made their beds, now i guess they just have to lie on them…