Putin’s love slave, White House rocked by sex scandal, and what Sharknado 5 star Cassie Scarbo carries in her purse, in this week’s tabloids

[boingboing]

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/08/02/putins-love-slave-white-ho.html

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[Papasan]

[fuzzyfungus]

Is that his “you are clever, obedient animal, you may stay” face; or his “your doggy antics have earned you permanent offworld assignment” face?

[R.Birks]

I think that’s his “I’m not sure how long your tongue is and I don’t want my mouth too close” face