Python nor sovereign citizen theories help this man evade the police

[jlw]

Originally published at: Python nor sovereign citizen theories help this man evade the police - Boing Boing

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[KowboyBob]

Maybe a python coded in python would have helped him…

[Brainspore]

Snakes be like:

[generic_name]

@jlw

even though we told him he was being detained, he insisted that he was not and could drive off when he wanted to

Lamest attempt at a Jedi mind trick ever.

[Jay_Kay]

The sov-cit denial of reality is very powerful. Maybe they could just claim the law of gravity doesn’t apply to them and just fly away.

[p96]

Sad, he couldn’t get someone else to hold his python while driving traveling.

[snigs]

Or he could have claimed the python was driving, and he was just a passenger. Maybe that’s what actually happened, and this is actually a heartwarming tale of a really clever snake and his human buddy who threw himself under the bus to keep his secret safe.

[howaboutthis]

There must be an evade-police library available for Python.

[LurksNoMore]

@jlw

It is nice to see the Police offering so much respect to the python.

The python, unlike this SovCit moron, did nothing wrong.

[anon73430903]

It’s good to know that I wasn’t the only person who thought of the language when I saw the headline.

I thought it was going to be about SovCits using code in a misguided attempt to evade the law. The cops have a monopoly on violence, there’s no magic words to turn that off.