I know where they’re coming from. I want some RAW-style “Operation Mindf-ck” craftsmanship and care and imagination and high weirdness put into a conspiracy theory.
Shoddy recycled Satanic Panic junk mixed in stale conservative political paranoia tropes and even staler anti-Semitism and racism is just boring. It’s exactly the kind of beigeist fantasy you’d expect would emerge out of lily-white exurbs.