He? Why not she? But do I even care?
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Are @OtherMichael and @daneel trying to Sutherland me?
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???
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Isn’t that comment similar to a line in one of the Freddy Krueger movies?
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Is Prince God?
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Have you met @subextraordinaire?
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For example, say you’re at a karaoke bar. Now, what happens when someone gets on stage and wants to sing… oh, “I Want to Know What Love Is” by Foreigner?
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Hey, what is it about the gates of Hell that compels people to wander into 'em?
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Even have one of those days where everything at work is incrementally trying to destroy your soul by failing in a different subtle and time-consuming way to deal with so you’ve spent hours on a thing that should be like 20 minutes and now you just want to curse the Linux gods (and Java Satan also), but you know if you do the Linux gods will just laugh at you, and Java Satan has been laughing for hours?
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Can’t you bet your sweet bippy?
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A personal friend of yours?
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Have I ever been to a karaoke bar?
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Hurting the people you know and love?
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Couldn’t I get behind that deity? Yes?
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Will you buy me a Golden Globe, then?
Isn’t he the guy from whom I get all my beverages and bread? Isn’t his name pronounced @japhroaig?
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Aren’t the Oscars more prestigious? Or, at least more than the Golden Globes?
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Well, that’s when you turn to him and ask if he’s been watching things without you? Or just throw your hands up and say “computers, am I right?!”
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Is this an infomercial? Where’s Cher?
What was I thinking?
