Wasn’t I speaking (read “posting gifs”) of my own inability to stand by while others did evil?
Don’t I like to think of myself as a good man, doing what I can to raise a bulwark against entropy?
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Am I a good man? (Because that would be kind of confusing.)
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Why do you think I’d judge you either way?
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Thank you for that, but wouldn’t my children judge me more harshly?
Mom? Mom? What happened, Mom?
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They’re going to judge you harshly anyway, isn’t it better to get it done and over with?
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Aren’t I thankful that my allergies have abated today?
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Hold me mom, in your long arms, your petrochemical arms?
(cf.)
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Can I blame you now that I have that Harmonizer loop stuck in my head?
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Wouldn’t I happily show you my draft of a philosophical theory that argues that life on this planet inherently fights futility … if I had written it down? Is an unwritten philosophical concept worth the paper it isn’t printed on yet?
ETA: isn’t my co-author, autocorrect, inattentive?
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Should Kitty Flanagan be given authority to rename everything? Have you seen her take on coffee, aka “the wankers’ beverage”?
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Did you know you can edit your posts?
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Why would you be forsaken forever? 
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What was on the front of your T-shirt?
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Was he wearing a t-shirt?
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Wasn’t he?
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Isn’t it a white undershirt under a white short -sleeved dress shirt (out whatever you call it)?
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Am I the only one who sees/imagines a large circular emblem on the T-shirt? Didn’t I think there could be a story there?
Am I experiencing pareidolia?
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It’s possible it might have been a picture of Paul Revere holding the earth (instead of a silver globe) on an off-white T-shirt that the gallery created for Earth Day in 1996?
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Anyone else ever think that their smart phone is perfectly fine, thankyouverymuch, but then realize that the photos it takes make it obvious how prior-model it really is?
Can you even tell that this was a bright, cloudless afternoon in the open air (it seems so dark to me)?
(No, I don’t know any of the people, that’s just who was sitting directly in front of us. I was too lazy to stand up, which would have at least given a better perspective.)
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