Did everyone miss me while I was in Maine? And Quebec City?
Will anyone miss me while I spend this week in goddamned Iowa City?
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What’s with all the traveling, man?
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Vacation then and work now, isn’t that how it always goes for everyone?
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Did you get good pictures to share with us?
Don’t we always miss you but are willing to deal with it if you come back with awesome pictures?
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Won’t we be jealous of the awesome sweet corn and fresh pork you’ll be eating?
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Don’t you know we have that sort of thing in NJ?
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Seriously, corn is like 12 for a dollar down here these days, do you want some?
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Gosh, why would NJ sweet corn be so cheap, asked these guy whose family is mostly from Iowa?
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Mostly because we’re not using a ton of gasoline to turn it into ethanol while getting subsidies from the Federal government?
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Not gonna lie, I was on goddamned fleek, can you believe this aurora? Totally unexpected, did you know they just pop up?
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Isn’t that gorgeous?
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Am I the only person here who has been treated in the Winnemucca hospital? Isn’t The Griddle a fine pancake house?
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Hey, just because I was answering a serious question directed at me, does that give me a free pass to violate thread rules?
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What do you have against Iowa City? Did you know I met my wife there?
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I’m already married, why would it hold any power over me?
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Are these metaphors? Euphemisms?
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You think Johnny Cash traded in euphemisms?
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Ring of Fire referred to the tectonically active faults on the Pacifc Rim, no?
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Not the morning after some very spicy vindaloo?
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