What’s so terrible about a time-honored tradition?
And what’s so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
The lack of an Oxford comma?
Oh, you didn’t mean funny-peculiar?
Andy Zaltzman is doing a gig in Seattle?
Anyone ever spend a few hours working on something, then wonder if maybe they were maybe a little insane to spend quite this much time on an art nouveau rendering of their pet wearing a little Mickey hat?
Is it weird that I was annoyed with myself for working on an art nouveau rendering of my pet wearing a little Mickey hat, when I was intending to be working more on a small Viking axe and shield for my hedgehog today?
Aren’t I surprised to learn about those details, as I checked multiple sources and every one made a point of distinguishing Honolulu the city so I thought there was a reason for it? And none did the same for Perth, so again I assumed the number range was accurate?
Is Perth really that small?
And wasn’t my point in total agreement (as it turns out) with what you’re saying, that measurement of population seems very arbitrary from one polity to the next, so comparisons are fraught with complications?
Why isn’t it possible to text someone a scurry of rabid squirrels?
Shouldn’t you use a facsimile machine?
Don’t I often wish for phone spiders?
Couldn’t I do it that way? But don’t I really want them to jump out of the idiot’s phone, since he seems to be so attached to it? I wouldn’t want to give rabies to any innocent bystanders, would I?
Oh yeah, wouldn’t that be excellent???
Why yes, I am an arachnophobe, but I wear a hearing aid so they wouldn’t be crawling into my ear, would they?
Didn’t the small size of Perth (as reported in the linked article) surprise me too, especially as that seems to include suburbs?
No but in hind sight doesn’t that sound like a better way to spend my weekend than I did?
Wouldn’t I rather a legitimate machine?
Ugh, anyone else more annoyed at bombings that make the trains not run than actually afraid of getting injured?
How much longer will this go on?
It’s conspiracy theories all the way down?
In Japan, we never even question such a thing, do we?
If Japan, we would have all changed our avatars by now, wouldn’t we?
Have?