Why am I perceived as a villain online?
The skull avatar?
Not a skull, oh perceiver of doom, just a bigger head on my shoulder. You can tell a lot about a man by what he sees in front of his eye, no?
Did someone say my name?
Was it something you said? Something you did?
Did I?
You don’t remember?
Can you refresh my memory while I refresh my drank?
Doesn’t it have to be three times into a mirror?
Why would I do that, and while you’re at it can you refresh mine?
Is there anything I wouldn’t do for you, boo?
If you knew, wouldn’t you shoo?
And miss the view? …did I just hear a moo?
@QUE?!?!???
What’s all this now?
The lowly hurumping of an ungulate?
Is this from the Corbyn branch of the party? Are the LibDems all over it yet?
So the Tory promise was to fill Anfield stadium to around 18% capacity with immigrants every year?
I’m deep South, but further west, out of harm’s way, but feeling warm and fuzzy that you thought of me!
Doesn’t it always wax and wane as time goes on? Maybe we are feeling down by all the election news? Or school is back in session and we have actual work to do?