Is it possible that I am committing sleep murder followed by sleep laundry?
How else do I end up with these giant blood stains that I never notice until I get to work? Don’t both of the cuffs on the shirt I am wearing today feature large mystery splashes?
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Doesn’t that sound more like you’re engaging in sleep murder but not getting around to sleep laundry?
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Don’t I assume that I am missing the sleep stain treat step?
Didn’t I just also notice some stains on the front of the shirt as well?
Should I just start wearing more red?
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Isn’t pho traditionally made with fish stock?
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Isn’t that true, but don’t many places offer ONE (and only one) vegetarian option?
Isn’t it nice when a culture has enough Buddhists or members of another vegetarian-leaning religion that they know to offer such a variant?
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Aren’t you reminding everyone of one of the many reasons why being vegetarian is a lot healthier? [/quote]
Isn’t eating fresh greens a good way to ingest e. coli nowadays?
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Isn’t that why having them in soup or otherwise cooked to a safe temperature a much better way to ingest them, if one is at all concerned about the hygiene habits of a given kitchen?
Don’t I love the tray of raw cruciferous vegetables, clearly unwashed, offered as the sole alternative for vegetarians at various buffets, cocktail hours, etc., for just the reason you mention?
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Didn’t one of my profs cancel class this morning, but require us all to attend a guest lecture, with the added incentive of pizza being served at the end, and didn’t I find that the only vegetarian pizza option was an abomination covered in pineapple and pepperoncinis? WTF?
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Doesn’t that sound nice, if you’re really going to reject the dead pig that should be on all pizzas?
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What about a combo of mushrooms, onions, and olives? Or just plain cheese?
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How about no, no, and no?
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Couldn’t you just pick the pineapple and/or pepperoncinis off?
Which were you objecting to?
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Wouldn’t there still be pineapple taste left behind on the cheese, plus the gross pepperoncini bits? WHY WOULD I WANT THAT?
There really is no pleasing some people, is there?
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Does anyone else want pizza for lunch now?
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Because pineapple is a nice fruit, moreover it isn’t grown in giant beds of horseshit like mushrooms?
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Don’t I enjoy pineapple in other dishes, but on pizza, hell no?
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Are our southern commenters wrapped up safe from Hurricane Matthew? @anon61221983?
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I guess, but who would choose the miracle whip when aioli was available?
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