Euphemism?
As the actress said to the bishop?
Do I get it? I don’t think I get it?
How do I know which is the best pho place around here when I have zero experience with the stuff?
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again?
Ain’t I just having trouble trying to pick a place to get started?
Are you having trouble using the yelp?
Isn’t pho pretty common all up and down the West coast? You’re somewhat vegetarian right? Should I not expect reviews of the beef and pork items?
How is pho pronounced, anyway?
Don’t I have great difficulty trusting the reviews there?
Have you no vietnamese friends or acquaintances you can ask?
Long “O” and I’ll shank you with my chopsticks?
Hmmm, don’t I have some classmates I could ask (though who knows what they consider “good”, ya know? College kids, amirite?)?
Couldn’t you ask them where to go for pho if their parents were paying?
Am I alive? Am I undead?
Can I advise you to be careful unless you are sure of the restaurant? Because beef pho is traditionally made with raw beef, so it is important that the conditions in which it was handled are sanitary? And chicken pho is occasionally undercooked, even in good restaurants, and so is also a little dangerous? Can I add that I am speaking from the personal experience of getting sick from pho at a highly-regarded restaurant?
Doesn’t it make the most sense to stop by and pick the one with the most Vietnamese people having pho?
Aren’t you reminding everyone of one of the many reasons why being vegetarian is a lot healthier?
Don’t I know people who claim to be vegetarian when traveling in certain parts of the world, specifically to avoid eating the more questionable delicacies which would otherwise be offered by their proud and generous hosts?
Isn’t the beef thing one of the reasons why I need help navigating? Hmmmm, perhaps I can find a vegetarian pho place?
Isn’t that my general method?
Despite, @d_r’s warning, aren’t I somewhat biased towards pho places that have a B or C health dept rating. Isn’t pho one of my “meat cheat” items, but don’t I justify it by getting the stuff that mur’cans generally don’t eat (tripe/tendon/etc)?