wurstest?
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Oh, are you also of the “FILL YOUR POCKETS WITH BROWNIES” persuasion for work food?
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What do you think I have a box of ziploc bags in my drawer for?
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Pockets; ziplocs; desk-drawers – aren’t they all the same?
Isn’t this a perfect start to my two weeks of bachelorhood?
Don’t I now have the perfect breakfast for the weekend?
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Didn’t dad’s Swede genes mostly beat out mom’s olive-toned French ones?
Doesn’t my sister fall into full-irish on the skin-tone scale with the boys having a wee bit of mom’s tone?
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Shouldn’t I have saved this for one of those threads?
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People weren’t lying about how pumpkin-y Trader Joes is, were they?
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Well, wasn’t it more on the MANGO-y side a few months ago?
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Are the Mariners going to make the play-offs for the first time since 2001?
Or are they going to lose out by one game again?
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Does anybody else have a tomale lady who shows up outside your bedroom door?
Knock knock - Cary, you want tomales?
Did the wife tell her mom to make sure that I eat more than just beer and nuts while she is gone?
Mmmm, aren’t queso tomales the bestest?
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Can she come to my place, too?
(Alternatively, can my spouse & I come over to your place for supper?) 
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How many hands do you have?
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Looks like two left and one right, doesn’t it?
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I wonder who could have been helping him find and insult the Trump Tower in Chicago?
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Do I get any demerits for having parked in the garage, once?
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Well, that was predictable, wasn’t it?
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How many Stephen King adaptations has Mick Garris done, anyway, @Donald_Petersen?
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Uhh… can I remember them all?
Sleepwalkers, The Stand, The Shining, half of Quicksilver Highway, Desperation, Riding the Bullet, Bag of Bones, plus abortive attempts at Rose Red and Michael Jackson’s Ghosts… am I missing any? Can I be forgiven for not being sure, since I only worked on three of them?
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Que?
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Euphemism?
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