Should I make more coffee?
Aren’t I feeling wired enough? Isn’t the thought nice though?
Didn’t I only have like one cup this morning? Aren’t I dragging?
Isn’t drinking coffee in the afternoon generally discouraged?
Is that a silly question?
Maybe a libertarian tax free cola instead?
Isn’t it, though, since I made it anyway and knew I was going to do so?
What are you, my doctor?
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Don’t you keep iced tea handy for an afternoon pick-me-up that doesn’t involve too much caffeine?
I mean, you ARE in Atlanta, right??
Didn’t I used to get frustrated with that? Don’t I kinda miss it some days?
By whom, Coke and Pepsi?
Great cars, those Epiphanies, but a bit noisy, eh?
Aren’t I in Houston and just busy with work lately?
Better than Iowa City?
Do you have something against Iowa City? I’ve been there a few times, and can’t I honestly say that Iowa City is leagues better than Ames?
Why did I not notice the rehearsal calendar before buying $50 -worth of Halloween candy yesterday?
Aren’t those youngest trick-or-treaters, the ones who start at 3 to 4pm, going to be very lucky this year, as I double up on my giving strategy to get rid of all the candy before leaving at 7:15pm?
No? As an ISU alum, aren’t I more qualified to assert the less sucktacular nature of Iowa City vs. Other People’s Notion of Crap Hole?
Have you been to the crepe place on the drag near the school? Don’t I still remember it after a few years? Isn’t it a nice place compared to say, Davenport (where I’ve spent too much time)?
As a non-land-critter-eater, no? Although, hasn’t this particular pretend-meal made its way to boy-scout troops in Michigan? Perhaps not as Iowan as you believe?