Fresh?
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Oh, of course, is there any place worse than Iowa City? Haven’t I already gone on about that enough?
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I have nothing against Iowa City, how could you hate an empty nothing? It’s not even a vacuum, which is at least something exciting.
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At least their bridges have all their lanes?
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Is that the best defense you can muster?
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Of New Jersey?
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Ah, so you’ve never been there, then? Isn’t it wrong to judge harshly places you’ve never been?
How do you imagine Iowa City to look, anyway? Is it not in the eastern side of the state, which is not flat?
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Won’t anyone who doesn’t think that “Jersey Shore” represents a higher cultural achievement than the Writer’s Workshop answer “yes” to both questions?
How did you survive in Ames?
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Doesn’t he go there every time someone needs a lightbulb changing?
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Somebody in New Jersey “negotiated” quite the contract, eh?
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Wouldn’t it be easier for you to check this thread earlier and see that I’m off the opinion that there’s no there there? Wasn’t my best time actually had playing Pokemon Go while I was there?
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Isn’t it grand when your personal tamale lady leaves a plate full of enchiladas for you to find when you get home from work?
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Dual Secret identity?? Could…could The Tamale Lady also be…The Enchilada Lady??
(Oh, wait…I guess we know the answer already, don’t we?)
(I’m wondering, what’s the “s” beside the picture for? Surely you aren’t being sarcastic in any way? “s” for succulent? satisfying? salubrious?)
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Didn’t I have to leave the dorms after the first year, find housemates, and get proficient at cooking my own food?
I guess it wasn’t all that easy all the time, but at least they had a Cub Foods back then?
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Can your tamale lady come visit me??? 
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Don’t you just leave a tooth of Donald Trump under your pillow when you go to sleep, and wake up a find you’ve been visited by the Tamale Fairy?
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Is anyone else at this Andy Zaltzman gig?
Why did I not know The Proclaimers were here tomorrow?
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Wait, you guys, did you notice the GIANT CLUE that’s been given to us by Trump?
Make America Great Again. Like before 1920?! The 19th Amendment is the key, right?
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Are topics limited to 10,000 replies?
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Didn’t she have a big pot of mushroom pozole waiting on the stove last night?
Wouldn’t lending her to you work out well since most of what she makes is lacto/ovo veggie? Hasn’t she been on a vegan diet for the past couple of months as well?
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