By whom, Coke and Pepsi?
Great cars, those Epiphanies, but a bit noisy, eh?
Aren’t I in Houston and just busy with work lately?
Better than Iowa City?
Do you have something against Iowa City? I’ve been there a few times, and can’t I honestly say that Iowa City is leagues better than Ames?
Why did I not notice the rehearsal calendar before buying $50 -worth of Halloween candy yesterday?
Aren’t those youngest trick-or-treaters, the ones who start at 3 to 4pm, going to be very lucky this year, as I double up on my giving strategy to get rid of all the candy before leaving at 7:15pm?
No? As an ISU alum, aren’t I more qualified to assert the less sucktacular nature of Iowa City vs. Other People’s Notion of Crap Hole?
Have you been to the crepe place on the drag near the school? Don’t I still remember it after a few years? Isn’t it a nice place compared to say, Davenport (where I’ve spent too much time)?
As a non-land-critter-eater, no? Although, hasn’t this particular pretend-meal made its way to boy-scout troops in Michigan? Perhaps not as Iowan as you believe?
Fresh?
Oh, of course, is there any place worse than Iowa City? Haven’t I already gone on about that enough?
I have nothing against Iowa City, how could you hate an empty nothing? It’s not even a vacuum, which is at least something exciting.
At least their bridges have all their lanes?
Is that the best defense you can muster?
Of New Jersey?
Ah, so you’ve never been there, then? Isn’t it wrong to judge harshly places you’ve never been?
How do you imagine Iowa City to look, anyway? Is it not in the eastern side of the state, which is not flat?
Won’t anyone who doesn’t think that “Jersey Shore” represents a higher cultural achievement than the Writer’s Workshop answer “yes” to both questions?
How did you survive in Ames?
Doesn’t he go there every time someone needs a lightbulb changing?
Somebody in New Jersey “negotiated” quite the contract, eh?
Wouldn’t it be easier for you to check this thread earlier and see that I’m off the opinion that there’s no there there? Wasn’t my best time actually had playing Pokemon Go while I was there?