But… aren’t I ‘multitasking’ by being both contrary and lazy at the same time, though?
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But how else will you learn about the gay martians?
?
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Don’t I think that the Martians’ sexuality is none of my business, but I still support their right to get married?
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Is that the world’s first Penitentiary, built by the Quakers?
(UPDATE: seeing as they’re from Philly, what else could it be?)
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Shouldn’t you check them out, starting with that song? Isn’t it a hilarious song and so much fun? Isn’t humor-punk awesome?
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Will you dance to anything?
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Do you drive a Bitchin’ Camero?
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Did you drive over your neighbors and get in all the papers?
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Did you like the doughnuts I did on the lawn?
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I know they were Moon men, not Martians, but weren’t Gidney and Cloyd gay?
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Do I look like the type that believes that kinda weirdo conspiracy talk?
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Is that when they’re ripest?
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Ain’t he a stinker?
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So, a couple of days ago, Trump winning was more likely than the Cubs? How scared should we be?
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder?
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Cubs and Indians in the World Series, Trump having a chance to win, haven’t I been making a lot of phone calls to people just to tell them that I love them? Haven’t I been buying some extra water and stocking up on canned foods?
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Ooh, didn’t the Cleveland team just even it up? Are we safe from Trump now?
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If either one wins it’s still a sign of End Times, right?
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How many other predictions did this guy make and then delete ahead of time?
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