Can I please just hit fast-forward on the next seven days, so this shit can finally be OVER WITH already???
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Can I join you with that?
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If it were possible?
Sure, why not?
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Why isn’t it stuck in all our heads? Isn’t it now?
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It is?
Didn’t I neglect to click the play button?
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Isn’t that song a song that regularly gets stuck in my head, because it’s so damn catchy? Are you a Dead Milkmen fan?
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Will you still like me if I confess that I had never heard of them before?
*lolz
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Isn’t this a good time to correct that issue?
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But… aren’t I ‘multitasking’ by being both contrary and lazy at the same time, though?
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But how else will you learn about the gay martians?
?
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Don’t I think that the Martians’ sexuality is none of my business, but I still support their right to get married?
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Is that the world’s first Penitentiary, built by the Quakers?
(UPDATE: seeing as they’re from Philly, what else could it be?)
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Shouldn’t you check them out, starting with that song? Isn’t it a hilarious song and so much fun? Isn’t humor-punk awesome?
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Will you dance to anything?
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Do you drive a Bitchin’ Camero?
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Did you drive over your neighbors and get in all the papers?
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Did you like the doughnuts I did on the lawn?
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I know they were Moon men, not Martians, but weren’t Gidney and Cloyd gay?
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Do I look like the type that believes that kinda weirdo conspiracy talk?
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Why does @OtherMichael like posts after they’re marked for deletion?
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