Who are you protecting them from and isn’t the danger from internal shootings greater than any external threat?
You expect me to consider the issues and perform a risk assessment? Shouldn’t I go with my gut feels?
Isn’t it likely that, under the new regime, scofflaws will be dealt with biggly and harshly?
Doesn’t that depend on how much you like your family?
And, as a white male, won’t I just be free from persecution? After all, it’s just words, not deeds, right?
It depends - do you think it’s likely your guns will be taken away after the election, or do you think it likely that such a purchase will become a mandatory part of your nightly vigilance patrols?
It depends doesn’t it? Do you plan on voting for the Right Candidate, or do you Hate America?
Hasn’t there been an unusual amount of obvious trolls the last day or two?
Could that have something to do with it?
Dude, as a white male don’t you know I’m always free from persecution? Two months for a rape if you’re a swimmer, right? Haven’t you seen the new charts at the country club next to the pot of Embezzelin’ Money?
Don’t you think that could come to an end, if you’re not the Right Sort of white male?
Done any protesteratin’ lately? Can you hand over your Spot-the-Haters card please? Can you explain why you haven’t met your quota again this week? If I let you go with a warning, will you promise to have a closer look at your neighbors and anybody with a camera?
Have you met our OtherOverlord?
(Scribbles down name in Little Black Book)
Can I please just hit fast-forward on the next seven days, so this shit can finally be OVER WITH already???
Can I join you with that?
If it were possible?
Sure, why not?
Why isn’t it stuck in all our heads? Isn’t it now?
It is?
Didn’t I neglect to click the play button?
Isn’t that song a song that regularly gets stuck in my head, because it’s so damn catchy? Are you a Dead Milkmen fan?
Will you still like me if I confess that I had never heard of them before?
*lolz
Isn’t this a good time to correct that issue?