Will you dance to anything?
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Do you drive a Bitchin’ Camero?
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Did you drive over your neighbors and get in all the papers?
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Did you like the doughnuts I did on the lawn?
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I know they were Moon men, not Martians, but weren’t Gidney and Cloyd gay?
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Do I look like the type that believes that kinda weirdo conspiracy talk?
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Why does @OtherMichael like posts after they’re marked for deletion?
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Is that when they’re ripest?
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Ain’t he a stinker?
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So, a couple of days ago, Trump winning was more likely than the Cubs? How scared should we be?
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder?
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Cubs and Indians in the World Series, Trump having a chance to win, haven’t I been making a lot of phone calls to people just to tell them that I love them? Haven’t I been buying some extra water and stocking up on canned foods?
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Ooh, didn’t the Cleveland team just even it up? Are we safe from Trump now?
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If either one wins it’s still a sign of End Times, right?
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How many other predictions did this guy make and then delete ahead of time?
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O stinky-skunk-in-the-crawlspace, stinky-skunk-in-the-crawlspace! wherefore art thou stinky-skunk-in-the-crawlspace?
Why would a skunk discharge it’s skunkiness under our house? Isn’t the space blocked off?
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How much tomato juice do you have handy?
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Did it dig a hole to get under whatever barriers you have?
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Wasn’t I wondering that very thing?
Doesn’t it happen at least once a year?
Perhaps I should try Jason’s coyote urine deterrent?
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Shouldn’t you use hydrogen peroxide and baking soda?
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