It depends - do you think it’s likely your guns will be taken away after the election, or do you think it likely that such a purchase will become a mandatory part of your nightly vigilance patrols?
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It depends doesn’t it? Do you plan on voting for the Right Candidate, or do you Hate America?
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Hasn’t there been an unusual amount of obvious trolls the last day or two?
Could that have something to do with it?
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Dude, as a white male don’t you know I’m always free from persecution? Two months for a rape if you’re a swimmer, right? Haven’t you seen the new charts at the country club next to the pot of Embezzelin’ Money?
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Don’t you think that could come to an end, if you’re not the Right Sort of white male?
Done any protesteratin’ lately? Can you hand over your Spot-the-Haters card please? Can you explain why you haven’t met your quota again this week? If I let you go with a warning, will you promise to have a closer look at your neighbors and anybody with a camera?
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Have you met our OtherOverlord?
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(Scribbles down name in Little Black Book)
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Can I please just hit fast-forward on the next seven days, so this shit can finally be OVER WITH already???
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Can I join you with that?
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If it were possible?
Sure, why not?
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Why isn’t it stuck in all our heads? Isn’t it now?
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It is?
Didn’t I neglect to click the play button?
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Isn’t that song a song that regularly gets stuck in my head, because it’s so damn catchy? Are you a Dead Milkmen fan?
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Will you still like me if I confess that I had never heard of them before?
*lolz
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Isn’t this a good time to correct that issue?
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But… aren’t I ‘multitasking’ by being both contrary and lazy at the same time, though?
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But how else will you learn about the gay martians?
?
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Don’t I think that the Martians’ sexuality is none of my business, but I still support their right to get married?
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Is that the world’s first Penitentiary, built by the Quakers?
(UPDATE: seeing as they’re from Philly, what else could it be?)
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Shouldn’t you check them out, starting with that song? Isn’t it a hilarious song and so much fun? Isn’t humor-punk awesome?
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