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Hey, can you help me a minute? Is this navy? Or black?

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Isn’t it white and gold?

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Why isn’t the light in here better?

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Did y’all miss me?

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Wasn’t I aiming as well as I could?

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Are American soccerball followers pleased that Klinsmann just got fired?

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Is Sam Allerdyce next in line for the job?

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Is the phrase “Sweet fucking Christ about goddamned time!” too over the top?

Don’t you know I wish he’d never been hired?

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Bruce Arena back? Sigi Schmid?

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Not an Arena fan either, he’s a little too grumpy without the win record that should come with the attitude, you know?

Schmid I like for younger players, the U-23 team he’d shine at, his last season at Seattle was, ah, “impossibly bad” the correct phrase?

I’d probably pull from a college program at this point, Todd Yeagley of Indiana or someone like that, have you noticed when there’s a non-US coach in the US they don’t really understand the weird issues of the US being so large and MLS’ oddities?

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Maybe this is why Gerrard left LA Galaxy?

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Too old, too hard on the knees, can you believe he’s one of many that want to have a quiet weekend kickaround league to cash a check in and suddenly get surprised by 20 year old Argentinians who want to run their wheels off and keep their job?

Does 5 goals in 34 games really suggest an EPL player running the tables on the league leaving on his own ideals?

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@othermichael - is one of your bots writing press statements for Jeremy Corbyn?

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Don’t I wish?

Aren’t you giving me ideas?

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What percentile of enlightenment amongst the general population would you put POTUS-elect in?

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because our POTUS-elect is less enlightened than a rabid weasel?

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Cause he’s the cool pope who might have been influenced by liberation theology than he’d like to admit?

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Why can’t I stop eating these chili mangos?

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Because you’re looking forward in a weird way to an explosive bowel movement from the chili/mango combo?

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Wouldn’t that be a rude awakening? Doesn’t my digestive system usually tolerate such things without incident?

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