Too old, too hard on the knees, can you believe he’s one of many that want to have a quiet weekend kickaround league to cash a check in and suddenly get surprised by 20 year old Argentinians who want to run their wheels off and keep their job?
Does 5 goals in 34 games really suggest an EPL player running the tables on the league leaving on his own ideals?
@othermichael - is one of your bots writing press statements for Jeremy Corbyn?
Don’t I wish?
Aren’t you giving me ideas?
What percentile of enlightenment amongst the general population would you put POTUS-elect in?
because our POTUS-elect is less enlightened than a rabid weasel?
Cause he’s the cool pope who might have been influenced by liberation theology than he’d like to admit?
Why can’t I stop eating these chili mangos?
Because you’re looking forward in a weird way to an explosive bowel movement from the chili/mango combo?
Wouldn’t that be a rude awakening? Doesn’t my digestive system usually tolerate such things without incident?
Is he riding in a nuclear helicopter or are those just weird vents?
Oh, well, carry on eating your chili mangoes then?
It’s always a good idea to name things based on internet suggestions, isn’t it?
Boo, disqualifying conditions “This competition is open to children who live in Oldham or attend an Oldham Primary School” - where’s the fun in that?
Isn’t the coffee especially good this morning? Who put the drip in the drip da drip da drip? Who put the zip in the sip da sip da sip?
Has anyone suggested “Gritty McGritface” yet? Or does the name need to begin with a “E”?
did I tell you what to dream?
should I have a cigar? will I go far?
is it a blue sky or a cold steel rain?
one of these days should I get right down to business?
have we set the controls for the heart of the sun?
Joke, I’m bread?
Wouldn’t I dream about teachers finding misguided ways to teach kids about fascism?
Hasn’t PEOTUS merely revealed what we should have known all along?
