Is he riding in a nuclear helicopter or are those just weird vents?
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Oh, well, carry on eating your chili mangoes then?
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It’s always a good idea to name things based on internet suggestions, isn’t it?
Boo, disqualifying conditions “This competition is open to children who live in Oldham or attend an Oldham Primary School” - where’s the fun in that?
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Isn’t the coffee especially good this morning? Who put the drip in the drip da drip da drip? Who put the zip in the sip da sip da sip?
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Has anyone suggested “Gritty McGritface” yet? Or does the name need to begin with a “E”?
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did I tell you what to dream?
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should I have a cigar? will I go far?
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is it a blue sky or a cold steel rain?
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one of these days should I get right down to business?
have we set the controls for the heart of the sun?
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Joke, I’m bread?
Wouldn’t I dream about teachers finding misguided ways to teach kids about fascism?
Hasn’t PEOTUS merely revealed what we should have known all along?
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If @critter goes to visit his neighbor diagonally across the street, does he go kitty-corner, cater-corner, catty-corner, or…critter-corner?
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Haven’t I had Bostonians mock me for what I say? Don’t I still think their preferred expression just sounds childish? Do any of them sound right, now that I’ve read them written together? Oh no, which foot do I step with first? I’m trapped, why oh why did you start this?!!
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do I actually have to go back to work tomorrow?
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Why not just quit your job and live off the fat of the land?
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Don’t we all (or at least I have to go back to some serious writing)?
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Saturated, or un?
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Isn’t un better?
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Did you guys know that Real People is on Amazon video?!?!?!?!
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Do you remember that “That’s Incredible!” was what the cool kids watched?
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