Isn’t that a really good point?
Why stop at half measures, then?
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Can we just use the gorilla?
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Isn’t that even better?
Aren’t you on a roll today?
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Isn’t it because Mondays suck? Don’t we need to fight back against them and make them better for each other?
“Hey, what’s up, Ms. Butterman?”
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Might this Monday not be sucking in a few minutes?
Are Leicester going to have a snooker world champion again?
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Perhaps not? Wouldn’t it have been nice if they did it yesterday, but won’t you take it? 
(Confused? For non-football fans, isn’t this what?)
Don’t I wish I’d put some money on LC at the beginning of the season, when they were 5000-1 underdogs?
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Does it really matter how they did it?
Wonder what odds I can get on them getting relegated next season?
And didn’t snooker boy do it too?
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Snooker?
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Isn’t Monday other people? Didn’t I have a Monday? 
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Hell is other people and Mondays too?
Can I offer you a cyber-hug and my sincere hopes that it gets better?
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Hang in there. You’re among friends.
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Didn’t I specifically implore you not to do this? Are you happy now that you’ve spoiled my evening entertainment?
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Say, are you a friend of Donald Sutherland? Have you seen him lately?
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Is it churlish to complain that it’s too hot to sleep? In Seattle, in May?
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No?
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What the heck? Can you believe it’s been [snaining][1] here for four days?
[1]:https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snaining
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But not slenailing? (snow, sleet, hail, rain, all in the same damned storm.)
Doesn’t that make me think “wimps!”?
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Well, doesn’t that dash my dream of moving to Chicago?
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