Did you know that hurricanes spin off tornadoes as a byproduct, hardly worth mentioning? And that as a midwesterner who had had some exposure to tornadoes (including a very near-hit when I lived in Iowa) I was cocky when I moved to Hawaii until I experienced my first hurricane?
Isn’t this the questions thread?
Is it a valid excuse that I was up all night with a sick dog?
Are you mad at me for retroactively enquestioning my posts?
Is it?
Isn’t it?
Isn’t that a nice turn of phrase?
And yes, don’t you have a valid excuse, sadly enough? Am I not sorry to hear that your dog is sick?
Well, didn’t that escalate quickly?
Sheesh, how did my “things to do between spring semester and summer session” get so damn long?
Can I say, in all honesty, that I blame Gertrude Stein?
Anyone else feel like their country is going to be filled with racist dirtbags all over again like it’s 1865 all over again except everyone can talk to each other on the internet?
What, it isn’t already?
Isn’t this the kind of realization this morning that I’m already distraught over?
Do you feel like climbing into a tree-house and retracting the ladder?
(NOTE: make sure the ladder is retractable.)
Won’t it be as a result of this election season?
Actually, shouldn’t I be thinking of just replacing the front door of the house with a metaphorical ladder? A moat, perhaps?
Could you get your neighbours to pay for it?
Any Boingers live near Fort McMurray, Alberta?
Not today they don’t, right?
Ross Douthat - is it pronounced “do that” or “doubt hat”?