The person who’s going to throw those out and order a pizza?
How did you know we also had pizza for dinner and these just a side?
Well, since I’m going there today, won’t I check to see if they’ve raised the price?
Thanks for the review! (Yeah, no likes again, how’d ya guess?!)
It’s called Three-Buck Chuck now, if that gives you any clue, OK? 
Don’t you know that we see you as a rational human and not some weirdo?
Wouldn’t that mean that you are relatively price inelastic in regards to that particular product?
Wow, did I learn something in my Econ classes or what?
Uhhhhhhhh… mmmmmmmmaybe?
Someone set us up the Squad Leader?
Hey @anon29631895, have you seen THIS?
12 out of 20 of the drunkest American cities are in Wisconsin.
Wisconsin has 12 cities??
How did Colorado not even make the list? Don’t we drink quite a bit for supposedly being one of the healthiest states? If you were going to rank us among binge drinkers, wouldn’t we at least…
5. Fargo
Have I mentioned we have more sunny days per year than San Diego?
Wasn’t it 13 until I moved away?
Isn’t it only 6, unless you’re seeing double?
Remember the story about how Lake Woebegone (in a neighboring state) was left off the maps?
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention defines binge drinking as consuming at least four or more drinks for women and five or more drinks for men during one sitting. Heavy drinking refers to the number of alcoholic beverages consumed per week (15 or more for men and eight or more for women).
Wouldn’t WI drop out of that list if they didn’t count breakfast?
Is it one person per city in Wisconsin?
Well, isn’t it now Two-Bucks-and-Forty-Nine-Cents-Chuck?
Pert near ain it?
Isn’t it approximately one bar for every 50 residents in some towns?
Ain’t it the truth? Wasn’t I kind of shocked to see how many bars there were in my hometown when I went back to visit as an adult?
Wasn’t it fun teaching after lunch at UW back when the drinking age was 18?