Would I really ever use a feature like that? Don’t the people I find offensive enough to not want to read usually wind up as dragon snacks anyway?
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Wasn’t I more thinking of it as a way to flag a troll early so I’d ignore them rather than reply and drag out the horrible back-and-forth? Might I secretly want it to apply it to everyone for a while to see what a world with no vowels looked like?
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Wouldn’t I end up just trying to work out what they’d written anyway?
Perhaps have their comments hidden and the post somehow marked as ‘you’ve decided this person is an arsehole, read at your own risk’?
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So, you post pictures of yourself + kids on Facebook, but not here? Don’t you trust us? You think we’re going to mock you for pumping out the babies instead of feeding starving children? Or maybe you think we’ll challenge you via questions instead of actually engaging with your talented handiwork?
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Did you think that the shot with me and the kids was mine? Wasn’t I just tagged in it?
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Who just finished finals and gets to spend the next six weeks attacking a massive “to do” list?
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Can I say “congratulations!”, and suggest that a good night’s sleep should be the first priority?
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Am I not considering opening that box of wine in the fridge?
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White, I hope?
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#redWinesMatter ?
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Cold red wine? Did you confuse it with gazpacho?
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Boxed wine? Going for the high end stuff?
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Aren’t I in a poor position to judge, since I always like having the glass bottle to melt it down later, and also like any wine for as long as it exists?
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Shouldn’t that night of sleep have been the first priority before and during finals week, not after?
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Is that any good? Do you have any other suggestions?
Wouldn’t I like the opportunity to have just one glass of wine late at night, but have not had much luck with keeping the rest of the bottle drinkable over the next several nights? Isn’t it a waste, and aren’t I too much the daughter of parents who lived through the Depression to be comfortable with that?
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Oh, fiddle-dee-dee…aren’t I envious?
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Aren’t I a realist, not an idealist?
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