Someone set us up the Squad Leader?
Hey @anon29631895, have you seen THIS?
12 out of 20 of the drunkest American cities are in Wisconsin.
Wisconsin has 12 cities??
How did Colorado not even make the list? Don’t we drink quite a bit for supposedly being one of the healthiest states? If you were going to rank us among binge drinkers, wouldn’t we at least…
5. Fargo
Have I mentioned we have more sunny days per year than San Diego?
Wasn’t it 13 until I moved away?
Isn’t it only 6, unless you’re seeing double?
Remember the story about how Lake Woebegone (in a neighboring state) was left off the maps?
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention defines binge drinking as consuming at least four or more drinks for women and five or more drinks for men during one sitting. Heavy drinking refers to the number of alcoholic beverages consumed per week (15 or more for men and eight or more for women).
Wouldn’t WI drop out of that list if they didn’t count breakfast?
Is it one person per city in Wisconsin?
Well, isn’t it now Two-Bucks-and-Forty-Nine-Cents-Chuck?
Pert near ain it?
Isn’t it approximately one bar for every 50 residents in some towns?
Ain’t it the truth? Wasn’t I kind of shocked to see how many bars there were in my hometown when I went back to visit as an adult?
Wasn’t it fun teaching after lunch at UW back when the drinking age was 18?
Wow, doesn’t Caddyshack look great on blu-ray?
Is that one I should see?
Is this splutter about the only speechlessness I can muster?
Aren’t I on average more years behind in movies and TV than I am years old? What is an oden?
I could google it but wouldn’t that defeat the purpose of asking all of you instead?
Is it rude of me to join in, having only read the first 82 posts in this current iteration of Questions? (I’ll catch up further, really I will, but don’t I kinda have to poop first?)
Aren’t I with you on that? Haven’t I still to see The Godfather Part 2, Ghost in the Shell, the end of Breaking Bad, and any episode of Cheers, Taxi, or The Wire?
But may I say, regarding Caddyshack… YES?
Oh dear gods, how did we get to 1,703 1,704 questions already?
Doesn’t that look delicious?