Don’t you know that I originally got my fondue pot expecting I’d use it more for hot pot than fondue? Why didn’t it work out that way, after all?
Michael Paulukonis

Don’t you know that I originally got my fondue pot expecting I’d use it more for hot pot than fondue? Why didn’t it work out that way, after all?
Why not watch it RIGHT NOW?
Isn’t there Dragon Age to be played and wine
to be drunk? Wouldn’t tomorrow be a better day to start on such a venture?
Because we’re a curious lot of happy mutants, perhaps? Or just a snarky crowd of moderately pissed off mutants? Or an angry crowd of confused mutants? Or could it be all three?
Guess who’s in Dallas and about to head out to the UT SW Medical Center rookery to check out the various egret and heron nests, and then off to White Rock Lake to see the wood duck ducklings?
Wood ducks??? Don’t I think those are the most beautiful ducks? Aren’t I envious?
How did I spend all my time at the rookery so I didn’t make it to White Rock? Doesn’t this sign effectively offer its warning in a few ways?
Why is it so hard to leave a place full of thousands and thousands of nesting egrets and herons?
Wasn’t I thrilled to have learned via a local paper (which normally only covers things AFTER they happen) that Funkadesi was going to be playing a free concert this afternoon as part of an international festival on a local university campus? Didn’t I have a great afternoon, as a result? Hasn’t it been years since I’ve been to one of their concerts? Why have I been so remiss in my responsibility as a fan?
Should I yell at my son for not having gone to see them?
Shouldn’t you yell at yourself for not taking him with you?
Guess what I decided to do tonight? (No children…sheer bliss!)
Did I just watch Kingsman: The Secret Service and enjoy every ridiculous minute of it?
Is a concert still “free” if you have to pay $1000 for plane tickets? But didn’t I take him to a reggae festival with me last time we were in London together?
Isn’t it great?
I love Vaughn and Goldman’s films, don’t you?
Could have done with more Jack Davenport though, perhaps?
Isn’t he dreamy? And didn’t he portray the James Bond cliché perfectly?
Which thread were you trying to revive?
Did the person who resurrected that ancient “what’s your favorite drug” thread I suddenly got notifications of new likes on also received that notification or is this notification the result of that necromancy?
Didn’t I decide to go shopping on AliBaba again?
Aren’t ice cream suppers just The Best?!?
Doesn’t that sound wonderful? Wouldn’t I have to eat ALL the frozen things right now if I opened the freezer since the power has been out all day and will be for another couple of hours?
With all of the blues titles of the form: “x day blues”, why hasn’t some geek written the 0day blues yet?