Raccoons have the most appalling table manners


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#2

That’s me after a handle of whiskey drinking. REALLY!


#3

Some folks love Reese’s Puffs more than others


#4

Give them a break they are just babies. Adult raccoons have impeccable manners, especially older boars.


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That’s me from the ages of about ten to fifteen, when my mother was regularly heard saying, “How many goddamn gallons of milk a week do I have to buy?”


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Yeah, the little bastards are cute until you see what they can do to a dog or cat, or find the remains of a litter of kittens they have eaten alive.


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You apparently haven’t seen any that got their little paws on chocolate covered espresso beans.


#8

Wonderful. Feeding varmints.


#9

It must depend on the neighborhood. My local raccoons are 4-legged trailer trash; nice enough personalities, but total slobs.


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If there is such a thing as raccoon racism … is there a word for that?


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I hope he’s not setting out the kibble milk for them, or he’s likely to have a crawlspace full of raccoon diarrhea to look forward to. Not sure what that meal would be suitable for, come to think of it… Oh, I know!


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