Ramaswamy thanks man who compares his wife's buttocks to ax handle (video)

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I’m gonna guess that this is one of those who thought Melania was the best first lady ever because, well, reasons…

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want esoteria? “six ax handles” was typically given as the span between Paul Bunyan’s eyes, and sixty-three ax-handles as his height (one reference and another)

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Man, I have lived in the Midwest my whole life, and in rural/small town areas for nearly half of it - I have never heard that phrase before. Maybe because Kansas isn’t known for trees. Utterly bizarre.

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Look like the venue forgot some directional signage.

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Americans. They think the metric system is weird. This is what they prefer.

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All 300M+ of us, huh?

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Weird, because he is no end of an ass.

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I suppose it’s too much to hope that con artist Vivek Ramaswamy’s wife is going to really let him have it when she sees this?

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Is that right? I thought it referred to some feature on Babe the blue ox. Frankly, my knowledge is not very current and I recall the folklore of Joe Magarac better (since I grew up in Pittsburgh).

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Those kinds of Tall Tales are not known for their narrative consistency.

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It’s not about the size of the axe, it’s how you handle it.

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If there’s one thing about today’s GOP: they always commit to their brand.

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Axe handles? Why not fork handles?

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