RCMP: Former Canadian mint worker smuggled out $180K by hiding it up his butt

boing
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Hmm?
Why the :-1:?

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What this guy really needed, for symmetry:

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becausenoothercharactersneededtosatisfyboingboing

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My mistake.

All this confusion could have been avoided if he hadn’t insisted on stealing a number of pucks (roughly) equal to the density of gold.

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Maybe he wanted to show that you can indeed polish a turd.

A gold turd.

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That’s a big butt.

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That’s not what they told me when I tried to submit it.

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Nope.
Can’t do it.
I swear.

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There’s some heavy shit going down boys… Butt in another part of town…Well what did you get?
They’d sold out of gerbils. All I could get was ingots.
Ingots? Bloody ingots! You know they give me hemorhoids - how many carats?
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20-bloody-4??? My doctor sez I should never shove more than 18 carats up my arse

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