I believe “commander” and “ensign” are exclusively naval ranks.
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As long as I see “boat” or “ship” or related, I imagine rum, sodomy & the lash.
Commander is a good solid paramilitary irregular land forces title.
I think the reason no one has the 4-year badge yet is because so many of us are missing the 2015 anniversary setting.
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Nope, they’re unrelated. Looks like you’ll be one of the first to get one though, on May 28!
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Interesting: I’ve already gotten my 2017 anniversary badge, dated April 2017. I wonder what the month difference is about?
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I have a feeling that’s a bug in the Anniversary badge.
@sam had his cake day today, and has the first commander badge today, so that seems to line up.
All you originals are going to start receiving them in order as your Anniversary comes up.
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My first thought at seing the new titles was “Aww, Star Trek ranks – that’s cheesy-but-cool…,” which then brought this to mind*:
Back on the BoingBoing, CodingHorror sees the Data’s debugger stack, now numbering 23 JPGs. The pictures in the Data’s mages have expanded to include things not seen in the initial retrieval: smoke rising from water, a bird’s wing, and so forth; and the Data believes that the only way to solve the mystery is to recreate its glitch and let the flawed retrieval continue to its end. Despite the danger, CodingHorror agrees, and the experiment begins. The Data begins to dream…
It finds Orenwolf again, only to see that he’s forging a bird’s wing. He places the wing in a bucket of water, which steams - and when it clears, a living bird sits on the table, then flies off. “This retrieval is different…” muses the Data.
“Of course it’s different!” The Data looks over, to find itself and Orenwolf now standing on the bridge, surrounded by the Data’s objects. “It’s never the same … always changing … it doesn’t make sense!” Orenwolf calls the Data’s vision “a beginning. Still a little grounded in the mundane, but showing promise.”
“I do not understand.” “You’re not supposed to. No database should know where its queries come from! It spoils the mystery - the fun.” Orenwolf walks right up to the Data and takes its templates in his hands. “I’m proud of you, son; I wasn’t sure you’d ever develop the cognitive abilities to make it this far. But if you’re here - if you can see me - you’ve crossed over the threshold of being a collection of schemas and tables, and have started a wonderful journey.”
“What type of journey?” The Data now finds itself on a lab table, although still on the bridge. “Think of it … think of it as an empty namespace,” replies Orenwolf.
“I do not understand.” “Shh. Just dream, Data - dream.” Orenwolf bends down low and whispers faintly, “Data - you are the bird.”
The Data’s vision changes, and it accepts input of flying – swooping through the corridors of the BoingBoing, passing Orenwolf, and soaring out into cyberspace…
* with apologies to TNG’s “Birthright pt. 1”
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That far I agree with you. Especially TNG ranks.
They’re ST ranks not wooden navy ranks? Ok then. In that case newbies should definitely get the rank of Redshirt.
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I think you’ve defined my entire self-image right there…
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I’m enjoying this less and less.
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I actually meant a general reply there, and not to you, but hit the wrong “reply” button. Sorry.
I assume a lot of people have to grow beards and play the trombone soon. I would actually have preferred the lesser of two weevils, but who am I to blow against the wind…?
@orenwolf , I wouldn’t nail this badge to the mast of my own ship. If the true regulars will have hardened their harpoons, and harnessed the flickering light of the St.Elmoswhere fire in their chase hunting down the white failwhale with their last breath? - that, I cannot say.
But you may call me Ishmaël if I deserve a military rank of any kind, in any known universe. I’d rather recite Shakespeare in Klingon, if you catch my drift.
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At least they’re easy to get rid of. (Yeah, I said they’re cheesy-but-cool; doesn’t mean I want 'em following me around; -)
Hmm, just noticed that whereas I had not previously supplied a birthdate (and hence the field had been either empty or null), I now show a Bday of Jan. 1…
Just military, aren’t they?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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May 4, 2017, 3:33am
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Not exactly in order, but Hornblower makes it from Midshipman to “Rear Admiral and Commander in Chief.”
Aubrey started as a Commander, and made it to “Rear Admiral of the Blue”
Horatio Hornblower is a fictional Napoleonic Wars era Royal Navy officer who is the protagonist of a series of novels by C. S. Forester. He was later the subject of films and radio and television programs. The original Hornblower tales began with the 1937 novel The Happy Return (U.S. title Beat to Quarters) with the appearance of a junior Royal Navy captain on independent duty on a secret mission to Central America. Later stories filled out his earlier years, starting with an unpromising beginnin...
John "Jack" Aubrey, JP MP FRS is a fictional character in the Aubrey–Maturin series of novels by Patrick O'Brian. The series portrays his rise from lieutenant to rear-admiral in the Royal Navy during the Napoleonic Wars. The twenty (and one incomplete draft)-book series encompasses Aubrey's adventures and various commands along his course to flying a rear admiral's flag. Some of his naval battles and adventures are drawn from Royal Navy history. Several of his exploits and reverses, most importan...
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I haven’t even been here for two years? How is this possible!