Report: Trump told porn star to spank him with 'Forbes', maybe one with him & Ivanka on cover

Finally! A use for Forbes magazine!

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I think incorporating one’s own children into one’s sex fantasies may just go beyond the level of kink a healthy mind is capable of enjoying.

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Either brass 'n glass or black laquer and mirrors.

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On the plus side, Trump should be happy to know an increasing number of Americans every day have a desire to spank him.

So it’s a win-win.

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Just keep the coffee out of there, and it’s cool.

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Unless, you know, that’s part of what works for them.

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The phrase “God moves in mysterious ways” comes to mind.

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Indeed, poo follows gravity.

I certainly used that as fantasy material. I just fantasized about having a competent, sane President that didn’t have a face like a pig’s ass. It was lovely.

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Here’s what.
Those Russians are blond…

Being spanked with a rolled up copy of Forbes is pretty tame…

Imagine if it had been Barron’s…that’s kinky!

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This will no doubt be very disappointing news to the segment of our population that looks up to politicians as moral role models.

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Forbes isn’t that bad. Old school conservative, sure, but they don’t tend to be lying sons-o-bitches like Fox. I would trust them for financial news.

Hum. No wonder then that this brand seems to have disappeared.

How anyone could put Donald’s Trump’s name along with words like “sexual” and “romantic”, well, I just can’t stop throwing up in my mouth long enough to imagine how that might happen!

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Stormy Daniels: The only contractor Trump is known to have actually paid.

Not true. He screwed her like he screws all his contractors.

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Bear in mind that at the time he did this, Trump was a Democrat.

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