UPDATE: Chicago Tribune's Ivanka Trump "If he wasn't my father, I would spray him with Mace" quote is fake


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/24/ivanka-trump-on-donalds-sexu.html


#2

ewwww… just ewwww.


#3

Shocking. Oh wait Trump said it? Nevermind.


#4

There has to be some great video or audio out there of Trump saying worse things.

Not that is would make a difference for his followers, or the GOP establishment.

Teflon dumpster fire.

2000: “I want a president I could have a beer with.”

2016: “I want a president who is an angry creep, sits on a gold throne, and affirms my hates and fears.”


#5

Sometimes even Mace isn’t enough.


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#7

I don’t thnk dumpster fire really does it justice. More like, “levee breaking at the pig shit lagoon.”


#8

Not quite as mellifluous


#9

Trumpworld. Proving there is no objective morality by normalizing anything.

Anything.


#10

Now picturing a Fox News host chuckling over some leaked footage:

“Look, we’ve all wanted to bite the heads off of live kittens, right? It . . . it’s a fraternity thing!”

Addendum: Seriously, though: What would it take to make Hannity, or any of the chuckling boob gallery, reject Trump? Would any amount of lechery, bigotry, or ignorance suffice?


#11

A lack of lechery, bigotry and ignorance would probably do it. No limits in the other direction.


#12

Gun control.


#13

No daughter should ever, EVER have to say a sentence like that about her father.
The fact that she felt the need to state this says everything you´ll ever need about Drumpf.


#14

Might i suggest this type of mace?


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#17

Is that a mace gun? in case you really aren’t sure what type of fight you are planning on getting into?


#18

Options and choices when dealing with any sexual predator.


#19

There was a time when I would wonder how a citizen of Toronto might feel having Rob Ford as mayor. It wasn’t an obsession, it was just an idle fancy to imagine the cringing shame a leader like that would elicit in the people. And now I don’t have to wonder any more. None of us do.


#20

He may have even served his constituents more loyally throughout the grift. Though personwise it’s hard to compare “better” when you’re weighing a rapist versus a domestic abuser.


#21

Or