Originally published at: Reporter unharmed after being hit by car on live TV | Boing Boing
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i was expecting the anchor to say “wait, what did you just say about this being your last week?”
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I always find the on-site reporting to be at times truly silly. Like bad roadway conditions or the weather, its not necessary to put a reporter and camera person’s life in danger for a small segment.
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This synthetic fleshbag might be the most dull I’ve witnessed. Literally no reaction from the anchor as it watches a field reporter being struck by a vehicle in real-time. It does show some slight emotion when it appears agitated that the reporting on the water main break has fallen to the wayside of the far more interesting, but unscripted, live events unfolding before it’s very vision inputs.
Someone should recalibrate this news bot’s empathy mode.
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Tori Yorgey is a pretty cool name. She should be fronting a band somewhere.
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Or an Evil Empire.
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When they cut to break…
Anchorman - “Jerry, what the fuck was that? This wasn’t in the script. How am I supposed to emote and come across as authentic when IT ISN"T IN THE DAMNED SCRIPT. Gawd you people!!!”
Stage director - “We’re back in 5 seconds… 3 2 …”
Anchorman - “And that was the day. Go fuck yourself San Diego”
(glad she’s OK… WTF some drivers…)
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That could be the band name: Tori Yorgey and the Evil Empire.
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She’s a Philly girl. So of course she keeps reporting. Ain’t gonna little thing like that stop her.
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Torey Yorgey and the Collisions.
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Love how she threw in the “it happened to me before in college” line…not her first rodeo!
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Toyey Yorgey, featuring Attempted Vehicular Homicide?
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Tori deserves a big fat raise.
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Reporter unharmed after being hit by car on live TV
But why was the car on the TV and how was the TV plugged in?
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Tori Yorgey and the All Goods, performing their hit song, “Such a Sweet Lady”.
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, hospital emergency unit
Country roads, take me home.
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Does Tori Yorgey translate to Clark Kent?
Wouldn’t that be Kara Danvers? (Or possibly Linda Danvers, Kara Kent, or Linda Lang?)
Back in the day before the networks got all cheap and started sending reporters out as a “one-man band”, her camera op would have seen that car coming and warned her.
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