Republican State Senator's "business degree" turns out to be from Sizzler Steakhouse

Where’d you go to school…

Shh… don’t tell anyone.

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What are you, some kind of Russian bureaucrat?

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I always pictured Rusty as more of an Oxycotin dealer. Someone who would be too scared of blowing himself up to make meth but more than willing to use phony prescriptions.

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Friends don’t let friends take home supervillain molls who turn them into giant caterpillars.

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I think that the generalized rule is “Everything is OK, if you are a Republican”.

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Go down to Scientology and take their “Oxford Capacity Analysis” personality test.

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Perhaps current and future steakhouse workers have a chance to redeem themselves:

At least he didn’t claim a degree from Trump University. He has SOME integrity, after all.

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well done, Senator

:wink:

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1991- Operation Desert Shield/Desert Storm. I remember patriotism was running pretty high at the time.
How much red, white, and blue can you cram into a promotional video? Apparently a lot.

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http://imgur.com/r7idvzK

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I love how it flagrantly tries to appeal to every possible demographic, almost to the point of self-contradiction. “It’s home-cooked fast food! It’s old-fashioned yet modern! It’s fun but serious!” All topped off with an artery-threatening dose of patriotism.

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