Originally published at: Arizona MAGA man running for college board caught in front of preschool masturbating to porn | Boing Boing
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WTAF.
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Unfortunately it is too late to take his name off the ballot, according to another story i saw.
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And yet again, “THAT’S enough internetz for today!”
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That Board has a history of religious crazies on it.
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The show writers of reality are getting really cliche with these GOP porn/pedo/sex worker/mistress abortion scandals. Can we write them off the show and move on to a new season of debating about whether we make four year public university free or just two years of community college?
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I’m jaded and cynical enough at this point to be shocked that he’s actually withdrawing from the race, rather than doubling down with a nonpology and leaving it to MAGA “Christians” to forgive him and vote for him anyway.
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Whenever I hear about this “near a preschool” thing, I do wonder if the cops just add that in so they can charge him with more – I mean, you could be parked in a parking lot and you need to crank one out and maybe you not check your surroundings.
But this? Holy shit. Per Google Earth there’s no way to not see it if you are 190’ away. What a creep.
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When someone says they “don’t normally do this” chances are they do it all the time.
Also, “buying rebar”? Is that a secret code for something?
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" I don’t normally do this, except you caught me on a Thursday, which is my day for doing this." I assume he was buying rebar to make one of his rooms more escape proof.
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That is a really odd detail for Yahoo to include.
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It’s the new “I had to return some videotapes”
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This is the county that kept electing Sheriff Joe Arpaio for almost a quarter century despite (or possibly because of) prolific illegal behavior by Arpaio and his deputies which cost the taxpayers over $140 million in litigation, so I’d say he’s still got a pretty good shot at winning.
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And they DIDN’T mention that the city where he was arrested in was Surprise, Arizona. Which is the one city you shouldn’t be in if you don’t want to be surprised.
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o_0 what in the fuck???
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Good ol’ Republican Family Values…
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I mean hey, maybe he thinks that makes him sound less racist 
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“Buying rebar”
Law & Order SVU convinced me that all the kids are using color-coded rubber bracelets to communicate whatever drug-fueled sexcapades they’re into…maybe MAGA-men use various hardware-themed chores to do the same thing?
- What’re you up to, Tim?
- oh you know Fred…just off to Lowes to pick up a nail gun and some plumbers putty.
- is that right? I’ll bring the meth if you can get the team of acrobats!
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Every republican accusation is a confession.
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