Exactly.
I’m surprised he dropped out, because why wouldn’t Republicans vote for one of their own just because he was busted for masturbating near a preschool?
After all,
In office he’d promote fascist values.
Some of them might like to do what he did too.
In office he’d promote fascist values.
Sounds like a strong Republikkkan candidate.
This must be the American equivalent of ‘looking for tractors’.
The cultists would have still voted for him had he not withdrawn.
One need not be a chamber…
The hard-luck MAGA man announced his withdrawal…
Have you ever watched the Japanese film, “Tetsuo: the Iron Man”? If, not… maybe don’t.
In other news: don’t Americans see anything risible in calling a man, “Randy”?
Randy? Not close enough.
That’s not a universal truth, actually.
It’s straight from the police report though.
I legit could not stop laughing whilst reading it. The arresting officer alternated between totally creeped out and just flabbergasted.
Surprised he didn’t just pivot to a platform of “small” government. 
Srsly, though, what a creep.
In fact, no one needs to “crank one out” in a god damn parking lot. Like, ever. Find a private spot for that shit. I hear doing so at one’s home is pretty nice…
Urethral sounding ?
I’m not the first to say it, but it was incredibly foolish of him to drop out. This would have made him a shoo-in. The more horrible and immoral a candidate is, the more Republicans love them- those damn liberals trend towards having at least some integrity and morality, after all, so anything that offends them must be good!
“Buying rebar,” huh?
“Has nobody not heard about redemption?!!!”
– H. Walker, 2022
Birds. Feathers.
I have no words.
Ask a MAGA person to think of the children. This is what you get.
I am convinced that religious beliefs are a gateway to incredulity. It is always problematic to believe shit that just ain’t so.
