Arizona MAGA man running for college board caught in front of preschool masturbating to porn

A lot of times, yes it’s just a way of piling on more charges. The “school zone” thing is easy since most legal entities consider a bus stop an extension of school. Pile on enough charges and the culprit will plead out to something and the DA has a win on his list.

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Presumably he’s a huge racist, so it’s pointing out his hypocrisy.

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I would venture to guess that he was watching “cuck” porn (white woman has sex with Black man while her white husband/boyfriend watches), which is all about white fear of big Black men with big Black dicks.

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Apparently not. 25 comments and not one “Randy by name…”. Maybe it’s a British thing :man_shrugging:

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Given PornHub’s statistics far from unlikely.

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There he goes, blaming the Left, when the culprit is clearly his right.

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From the report:

knowingly engaging in sexual contact by fondling/manipulating his fully erect nude penis in a reckless manor

So many questions. Is it dangerous to manipulate your penis in a reckless manner? Or was it in a reckless manor? Where does one find this reckless manor? At least he was knowingly doing it, I’d hate for him to look down at himself when the cop came in and say “what the fuck? Hand, what are you doing?!?”

The Ford truck was parked in the lot just outside the east entry of Greasewood Street.

“Greasewood Street?” I’m sorry, I’m sorry, the writers need to be a little more subtle.

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I think that makes it funnier :face_with_hand_over_mouth::face_with_hand_over_mouth::face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Seems like a long way to drive just for a wank, but I won’t kink-shame people who like that sense of danger.

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Not to kink-shame, but that sounds like a really lousy fetish.

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At least he’s not racist, it was interracial porn…

As I said, there exists a specific genre of interracial porn that racists enjoy for racist reasons.

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“Nothing is more important than standing against the Godless/ progressive/ left-wing/ socialist/ marxist/ communist/ Democrat Party Movement to destroy America,”
Awfully hard to stand against something when your pants are down around your ankles. The lies and hypocrisy mean nothing to the MAGAts, but it’s so obvious and glaring right in their faces. At this point, they either love it or have on the biggest horse blinders available.

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That’s not how racism works…

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Another fox that wants to be a henhouse guard.

Same old distractions too:

“Look over there! Jews! Feminists! Immigrants!”

It’s discouraging that people are still falling for this kind of shit.

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