#notcooljesus
AfterlifeLock?
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Earlier I did a quick search to see if I could find a quick “Jesus LifeLock” image and found instead a video of some dude wandering around in the snow with his dogs talking about how Jesus is your LifeLock. Jesus, there is some weird shit on the internets.
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Well, that Jesus is an okay looking fellow, so okay, but only if he desinfected his hands after touching those lepers…
Heh, I´d be soooo going to hell, if there was heaven and hell that is…
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You’re only just discovering this NOW!?
Jesus…
#Commandment34
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LOL Every f’ng day!
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Maybe Jesus wanted to lift their spirits by giving them rare autographs. He heard they’re having a hard time with a local bigot.
Like I often say, most Christians aren’t [period]
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I’d have imagined Gay Jesus to have a much larger dong, not a Ken Doll bare spot…
Jesus could write ?
As a non-gay Australian (admittedly from Melbourne) is there a number I can call if god attacks my car with hail?
I love that it looks as though Jesus is turning away from Jeezus in disgust.
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Billy Connolly might know one.
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To be fair, Australia never had any problems before gay marriage.
Has Mike Pence decided to start calling himself Jesus in public then? I thought that was something that only happened between consecrated sheets when Mother Pence is moved by the Spirit. And why is he so concerned about what’s going on in Australia? Does Marlon Bundo have family ravaging the Outback?
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