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Not bad but for my money it’s still difficult to top Alan Moore’s groundbreaking run of Swan-Thing.
It’s Oyasumi Pun-Pun!
I’m holding out for a Giant-Sized Swan-Thing.
I’m attracted and repulsed at the same time.
It get’s worse:
Is it me or is that swan thing flipping the bird?
Swan or Dolphin sex toy?
A concept ripe for expansion. Patio furniture. Kitchenware. And, of course, Netflix animated sitcom.
I was already thinking it looked like an Adventure Time character. Maybe Swan-Thing can be that crazy replacement show nobody really wanted or needed and yet watches anyway.
Now there’s an oxymoron for you.
By an odd coincidence, I have a photograph of Cory Doctorow sitting on a ridiculous pink inflatable flamingo thing. It resembles a flamingo slightly more than that thing resembles a swan (i.e. it has a beak), suggesting that Cory’s taste in ridiculous inflatable waterfowl leans more toward figurative art than abstract impressionism.
I’d say we have a winner here.
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